I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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