Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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