Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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