would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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