What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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