Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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