I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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