my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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