do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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