and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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