i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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