Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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