IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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