I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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