Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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