Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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