I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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