taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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