your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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