Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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