the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza