if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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