is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
porn star boner night. come get it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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