Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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