3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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