Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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