Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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