You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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