I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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