One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
