Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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