what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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