After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay