I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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I licked your asshole in confidence.