erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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