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• (303): View more from Colorado

  After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras

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  hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?

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  An artistic expression of her stupidity.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I can't remember dinner

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  Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay

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