I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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