Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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