Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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