What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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