well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You are the jesus of drinking
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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