R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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