There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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