question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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