Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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