We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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