The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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