so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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