Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.