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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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• (510): View more from California

  I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.

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• (707): View more from California

  He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.

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