you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?