her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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