He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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