they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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