Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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