Already got asked if we're dating
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
