I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
