STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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