When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
do nipples grow back?
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