If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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