I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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