I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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