North Korea, Best Korea!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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